I Think China is 很好!

1. Attack of the midget stinkbomb.

As Dan so eloquently described in his post, we were accosted last week on our way back from the Kent Beijing alumni reception by a newspaper-selling midget who most certainly could be classified as a WMD. Our interactions with him as he passed us numerous times caused us to get closer and closer to regurgitating the delicious meal we had just consumed. Dan, in fact, was the one who couldn’t handle him. After getting an arm hair pulled, he searched around in constant fear of a repeat attack. On the stinkbomb’s last run past us, Dan decided he had enough and ran off towards the opposite end of the train, waving his hands in the air and screaming like a little girl. I, on the other hand, decided it would be safer to huddle in the corner with my gaze averted and hope he wouldn’t see me if I remained perfectly still. I probably should have followed Dan. I slowly turned around, only to see the short salesman standing right beside me, pointing a grimy finger at my water bottle. Having made the mistake of trapping myself in a corner, there wasn’t much I could do except gesture for him to continue on his way. Finally, after forever (here forever = 5 seconds +/- but it certainly seemed longer), he decided I wasn’t much fun and marched on up the train, leaving Dan and I to recover from our ordeal. With only one station between us and our destination, we were hoping we would be safe from another encounter. Unfortunately, as we pulled into that last station, we sensed a familiar stench and soon saw an equally familiar figure making his way towards us. Without a seconds hesitation, both of us headed for the exit, feeling a 10 minute wait for the next train was a worthwhile sacrifice in order to deter another experience. Walking back to our room, Dan dry-heaved a couple of times, proving that he was actually the one who had the most difficulty.

2. Kent Alumni reception.

Ok, ok, we’re not technically alumni, but when you’re invited to such an event by the Vice-Chancellor of the University, obviously you’re going to go. Held in one of the nicest hotels in Beijing, the reception drew a relatively younger group of alumni. As was explained to us earlier, the group of alumni from Hong Kong was a larger and more organized group that spanned a larger age range. The associations that Kent has developed with Universities in mainland China has been growing in recent years, and the young alumni in attendance was testament to that. In fact, we were specifically invited because we are the first Kent students to attend China Foreign Affairs University as exchange students. They were very interested in our experiences so far and, to our surprise, had been keenly following our blog. After a brief presentation and the indulgence of wine and hors d’oeuvres (yes, I had to look up how to spell that), we joined Vice-Chancellor Julia Goodfellow and others for a late dinner in one of the hotel restaurants. As we have mentioned before, the recurring meal of ‘gai fan’ has become quite the burden, leaving us feeling bloated and weighted down as we leave the campus restaurant. In stark contrast, Dan and I both opted for pizza, chardonnay and blueberry cheesecake. Grinning with pleasure as we downed our meal, we learned more about Kent in China, the travels of those involved in the international promotion of Kent and indeed the reputation of the school worldwide. In all, it was a delightful evening and after dinner we reluctantly said goodbye and hopped in a cab home.

Thank you to our generous hosts for a lovely evening.

3. Chinese food isn’t all General Tso’s Chicken.

I’ll admit to a little ignorance in this regard. Had I been asked last year to describe Chinese food, it would have been “chicken with broccoli in garlic sauce and fried rice.” That was my usual order at the Hunan 1 restaurant just across College Ave. when I was at Lawrence University and I naïvely assumed it was all like that. You know what they say about assumptions… When Mr. Da Wei took us to the Xinjiang province restaurant for dinner, the food that appeared on our table was nothing of the sort. Legs of mutton, dishes with lamb, pork and chicken crowded our plates. And not a grain of rice in sight. The conversation with Mr. Da was just as interesting. One remark that stuck out for me was his belief that most Chinese tend to have Realist views of International Relations. It was mentioned that Chinese scholars have not advanced a theory of their own, forcing them to use Western theories to explain actions of their 国家 (home country). In order for China to be truly understood by the West, it seems they need to explain it in their own way, rather than forcing it through the Western perspective and hoping it is then understood. We have had several conversations with Chinese scholars in the time that we’ve been here, and at times it has been eye-opening. When reading media accounts and political rhetoric, especially in the US, China is portrayed as a threat to US/Western/freedom/democracy and must be stopped. While I have been interested in hearing the views from a Chinese perspective, I am also interested in how friends, colleagues and family view China. Please use the comment section at the end of the post to share your views.

Traditional food from Xinjiang province

4. Travel plans.

On Monday, Dan and I reapplied for a Chinese visa, one that will give us multiple entries into the country. For some reason, we were not able to do that with our original application, and so we had to do it here. In this case, being an American is definitely a downside. While Dan only had to pay a couple hundred 元, I had to pay 1000. Simply because I’m American. In any case, we’re planning on heading to South Korea in early June to coincide with the World Cup game of South Korea v. Greece. Apparently it’s a great atmosphere and with a free place to stay, the only real cost is flight and food, both of which are relatively inexpensive. We’ll also be there for the England v. US game, certainly one I wouldn’t want to miss. Our second use of the new visa will hopefully be to North Korea the week before we leave back to Brussels. With Dan writing his thesis on the DPRK, it could prove valuable for him, despite the guide that will be glued to our side the whole trip. For myself, I find it fascinating how closed off it is from the rest of the world. Obviously I can’t quite comprehend it and certainly China is no where near as protected as North Korea. Supposedly North Korea is today what China was 30 years ago. But will North Korea be in 30 years what China is today? Hmm, I guess Dan should answer that. In between we plan on going to Shanghai for the World Expo, Tianjin for a day to sample the renowned seafood and hopefully a sunny getaway to Dalian.

5. English Corner

I’ve started teaching a little English on the side, only two hours a week, to college students and recent grads who need it to pass the IELTS English Exam or simply because they want to learn. The majority of them speak quite well already, with minor grammar or vocabulary mistakes here and there. It makes me even more disappointed that the US doesn’t rate foreign language instruction as high as it should. Generally, the main idea is to engage in conversation, working on expanding their vocabulary and sentence construction. Several of them have been out of the country, though interestingly not everyone has a desire to explore outside the borders. Of course, with China as big as it is, there is plenty to explore inside first. I’ve only taught one week, so I’ll see what happens in the next couple weeks.

That’s it for now. Comment below, we love to hear from you!

Jesse

Skillings’ Perspective

This entry is long overdue. I will get right down to it.

1. Mandarin Studies

The positive:

I can introduce myself! I am proud to report that I can not only introduce myself to my CLASSMATES in spoken Putonghua (standard Mandarin), but that I can also do so in writing….in Hanzi! (characters). This may not be exciting to you but you must understand that for the first 4 weeks I felt like a toddler in pre-school learning how to sing and draw. I have moved up in the world…graduated…and have now started Kindergarten! My mom is so proud!

The negative:

The locals have ZERO idea what I am saying. The mile stone of graduating pre-school and moving on to Kindergarten gave me new found confidence and I took to the streets to test my skills with the locals. I figured if I just pronounced the words like I have practiced so many times before in class – where my teacher gives me a ‘Hen Hao’ (very good) and my fellow classmates can usually decipher what I am trying to say – I would have no problem! Even if I slightly mispronounce the words, the local Chinese will still understand….won’t they? I mean, I can usually understand the broken mispronounced English when the roles are reversed (laughing as I write this because you all know what I am talking about). Well, let me tell you….no one on the street can understand anything I say. I slow it down and I swear that I hit the proper tone on the right word….I even use my hands to indicate the proper tone for each word…but nope….no chance. Then after a few minutes they finally get it…and then repeat it…and it SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME AS WHAT I JUST SAID. And then they laugh. Great…back to pre-school for me.

2. The University of Kent Beijing Alumni Reception

The positive:

Kent is first class. From the moment we arrived at the 5 star venue at the China World Hotel Beijing until we left waddling out the door after devouring pizza and blueberry cheese cake, I was very impressed with the first class service of our gracious hosts and am very proud to soon be part of the alumni family. The Vice Chancellor, Professor Julia Goodfellow, the director of the international office, Mr. Stephen Wallis, and other University of Kent representatives hosted an excellent evening and treated us to dinner afterwards. During the reception, I was able to meet a distinguished list of former Kent students who were very curious about our studies at CFAU and a few recent CFAU graduates currently working within the Chinese MFA that are heading to Canterbury….fantastic contacts for the future.

The negative:

People are paying attention! I discovered that the international office is actually reading our blog….oops; I better keep on top of it then! Also, I wish I would have eaten more blueberry cheesecake….and maybe taken a pizza to go. It is hard to go back to slop on rice in the student cafeteria after eating such great food.

3. Intercontinental Experience

The positive:

Lots of laughs. I have started to teach English to staffers at the Intercontinental Hotel on Financial Street a few hours a week to make some extra cash for our travel plans to Seoul and Pyongyang. I have had a blast teaching reception and concierge staff as well as some middle management business English and casual conversation. Essentially, the 1.5 hour Tuesday – Friday class is a non-stop laughing experience. We do role plays of common (and not so common) situations in the hotel and my students never fail to surprise me with their answers and questions (would like to elaborate but perhaps would not be suitable – but just imagine them venting their frustrations by mimicking guests and accents…. so good). I have certainly made some friends for the future.

The negative:

Staff discount needed for Norwegian delegate. I don’t think they will give me the staff room rate I want for a two week period in May when a certain Viking from Norway comes to visit me. I will press this issue further and see what I can do.

4. Xinjiang Province Meat Feast

The positive:

Meat and politics – what could be better? Jesse and I recently met up with a contact of mine from my days at the EastWest Institute. I met Mr. Da Wei in Brussels during EWI’s Trialogue 21 Chatham House meeting last November and we have kept in close contact since. He is the Deputy Director of the Institute of American Studies within the China Institutes of Contemporary International Relations – China’s largest think tank by staff size. He treated us to a wonderful dinner at a Xinjiang Province restaurant and the food and conversation was wonderful. We ate so much lamb and talked about a variety of Chinese domestic and foreign policy issues. We will certainly meet him again as we promised to take him out for a few beers to thank him for such a great evening.

The negative:

Lost travel opportunity. I don’t think I will actually have the time to visit Xinjiang Province during my stay here. It is the massive province in the North West of China that borders Mongolia, Russia, Kazakhstan and numerous other ‘stans.’ The Province became the centre of attention last year due to ethnic tensions and is home to the Uyghur people.

5. The Attack of the ‘Special’ Midget Stink Man

The positive?

Umm, you can think of anything positive about being targeted by a psychotic midget on the metro for a 30 minute period who just so happened to attain the status of being within the top three of the worst smelling human beings I have ever encountered in my life thus far…..please let me know! We could smell this little guy coming for a few train cars away and the smell lingered for a few minutes after he left. He was walking up and down the train giggling like the joker in Batman and would attack us every time he passed by. He pulled my arm hair on one occasion while repeatedly making a Michael Jackson high pitched squeak. I was in shock and asked Belcher if that had actually just occurred. To our dismay he returned and this time latched himself on to Jesse….I was laughing very hard because it looked like Jesse was trying to shake a little dog off his leg who was “enjoying” itself. Again, the little dude passed by and then came back for round three…and then round four. With one stop to go before we reached our destination we saw the little guy approaching again…and we couldn’t bare the smell or the thought of him touching us again….so we just got off the train and caught the next one. We both felt ill and I may have dry heaved a few times on the street. However, for the record, I could totally handle the situation but got off the train because I thought Jesse was going to start crying ;)

Alright…that is enough for now. Besides the fact that I am apparently a member of the Irish travesty Boy Zone, there is nothing else to report. Comments are welcome.

Dan

CFAU has grown on us

There is no doubt that our first post was a little pessimistic about CFAU…perhaps a little sarcastic regarding the facilities, the food, and Beijing in general. However, we must say that over the past two weeks we have grown to appreciate the university and what the city has to offer much more than before.

1. Total focus – Both of us are thoroughly enjoying our Mandarin classes and are working quite hard at it. We are able to push each other a little bit as it isn’t easy to slack off when the other guy is doing his homework. We can now read and write some simple sentences with Hanzi (Chinese characters) and can even have some simple conversations with the locals. Additionally, our teachers are excellent and provide us with a wonderful learning environment. Well, for the exception of one teacher who seems a little insane – but has a fantastic “comb – over”  which at least provides us with a morning laugh.

2. Networking opportunities are endless – David Miliband, the British Foreign Secretary was recently on campus giving a speech as part of his visit to Beijing for talks with his Chinese counterpart. They wouldn’t let us meet him but he was still here so we must give some credit to CFAU for being able to bring in the heavy hitters.

Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs David Miliband at CFAU

The other day we were watching CNN and a live interview was being done with a professor at CFAU. Just so happens that he is an expert on China –  Canada relations and was staying in one of the diplomatic rooms in our international student building a few floors above us! Jesse made contact with him and went up to talk to him and he will be a great resource for both of us while writing our dissertations. He is part of the China Institute at the University of Alberta and will return to Beijing in late April to teach a basic politics course at CFAU.

CFAU is currently hosting “African diplomats from English-speaking countries.” haha – yes that is what was flashing across the electronic notice board in front of the International Exchange Center. Although the sign is ridiculous, we hope to engage with these individuals over the next few days.

The University of Kent is having an Alumni Reception in Beijing in mid April and we were invited by the Vice-Chancellor. A former alumni of Kent is the former Chinese Ambassador to the UK and a current Vice Minister in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. She was a former student of John Groom (our Foreign Policy Analysis Professor) and an invitation has been passed on to her in hopes she will be able to attend. We are certainly looking forward to speaking with her.

We are also meeting with First Secretary Xing Yuchun from the Department of North American and Oceanic Affairs within the Ministry of Foreign Affairs later this week! We hope to get a tour of the MFA and gain valuable insights regarding Chinese foreign policy and politics in general.

Finally, we are meeting with Da Wei – who is the Deputy Director of the Institute of America Studies in late April as he as offered to answer our questions regarding our dissertation topics.

3. Western Food Please? As can be imagined, we develop a craving for something other than rice and noodles once in a while. Amazingly, McDonald’s has a 24-hour delivery service available in Beijing (and a few other major Chinese cities) and we have taken advantage on a couple of occasions. And we’re not the only ones, we see the same guy on his electric bike at least once a day, carrying the box-like container as a backpack. Neither of us are huge fans of McDonald’s, so luckily it’s not a regular thing. Otherwise we might come back several pounds overweight.

Both of us, however, would love to get a sandwich of some kind. There is Subway, but a good french baguette with lettuce, tomato and some sort of meat would probably make us the happiest people in the world.

4. Weekend Activities. Last Friday we were invited to a party by several other foreign students studying at CFAU. The theme was a White Party and is one of 4 themed parties put on by a group every year. We first went to the student area near Beijing University, which was full of expats, before heading to the giant warehouse building that was housing the party. Apparently not everyone got the memo about it being a white party, as a good number of people showed up in whatever it was the wanted, but the atmosphere was great.

Dressed in White

The Yellow Dust. As you may have read in the news recently, Beijing was hit with a horrific dust storm, courtesy of the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. A regular occurrence in the spring, the dust forced the closure of the airport and forced most people to stay indoors. It also coated everything in a fine layer of yellow dust and forced its way inside our room, leaving our computers, the tv and our floor with a distinct hue.

Capital Museum. CFAU offers cultural activities every now and then to the international students and earlier this week we were taken on a tour of the Capital Museum, a collection of artifacts from several dynasties (Ming and Qing included) housed in a modern building, enhanced by the architecture that derives from traditional Chinese shapes. It was quite interesting, though with 5 floors of exhibits, it was way to much to look at in just a couple of hours. With a civilization that is over 4000 years old, China has a wealth of culture that was clearly exhibited in the vases, jewlery, statues, tapestries and everything else. Future trips include one to the Great Wall, so we look forward to more of these outings.

Gold and jewel encrusted Qing Dynasty artifact

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